Imponderables
- Do fish ever sneeze?
- Can sour cream go bad?
- What is the speed of dark?
- Why do clocks run clockwise?
- Why do doughnuts have holes?
- What do you call a male ladybug?
- Is there another word for synonym?
- What's another word for Thesaurus?
- Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- Why does unscented hair spray smell?
- Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
- Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
- Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
- Boycott shampoo! Demand the real poo!
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- What do ducks have to do with duck tape?
- Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?
- How and why do horses sleep standing up?
- Why do ketchup bottles have narrow necks?
- Why don't people snore when they're awake?
- Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
- Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- Is a clear conscience a sign of a bad memory?
- What happens to the tread that wears off tires?
- Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
- What does the phrase "Now then" really mean?
- How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
- Suppose the hokey-pokey is what its all about?
- Are Santa's helpers called subordinate clauses?
- If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
- Why are people immune to their own body odor?
- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
- Why do people like to pop bubble wrap so much?
- Do crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
- Do they use sterilized needles for fatal injections?
- If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
- Why do you never hear about gruntled employees?
- If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?
- When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
- Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
- What would the speed of lightning be if it didn't zigzag?
- If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
- If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
- Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
- Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
- If a book about failures doesn't sell well, is it a success?
- Would you still be hungry if you ate pasta and antipasta?
- Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- Why must there be five syllables in the word "monosyllabic?"
- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
- Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
- When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
- If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
- If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
- Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
- If you go to a general store, will they let you buy anthing specific?
- When dogs bark for hour on end, why don't they ever get hoarse?
- What size were hailstones before the game of golf was invented?
- If 7-11 is open 24 h/d, 365 d/yr, why are there locks on the doors?
- Why do we say that something is out of whack? What is a whack?
- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
- Why do superficial paper cuts tend to hurt more than grosser cuts?
- If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
- If we're here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
- The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- Why is experience something you don't get until just after you need it?
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest also have to drown?
- Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
- Why is the period of the day with the slowest traffic called the rush hour?
- Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
- Should we be concerned that engineers describe their work as "practice?"
- How do they keep all the raisins in a cereal box from falling to the bottom?
- If cement was invented 7,000 years ago, why isn't the whole planet paved?
- If you build an idiot-proof system, will the world create a better-quality idiot?
- Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot-dog buns 8 to a package?
- Why is the telephone key pad arranged differently than a calculator key pad?
- Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
- Why do engineers call it research when they're searching for something new?
- How many roads does a man need to travel down before he admits he is lost?
- If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him that he has the right to remain silent?
- Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
- If quitters never win and winners never quit, why should you "quit while you're ahead?"
- When two airplanes almost collide, why do they call it a near miss rather than a near hit?
- Does current emphasis on artificial intelligence support the existence of artificial stupidity?
- Light travels faster than sound; is that why people appear bright until you hear them speak?
- When a fly alights on the ceiling, does it perform a loop or a roll in order to get upside down?
- How do military cadets find their caps after tossing them in the air at graduation ceremonies?
- How do they get deer to cross a highway where they place one of those yellow warning signs?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
- Airplanes have an indestructible black box. Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
- What happens if you turn on your headlights when you're in a vehicle moving at the speed of light?
- When you pick something up so your hands are full, why does someplace on your face start to itch?
- Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
- If it's zero degrees today and tomorrow is supposed to be twice as cold, what will tomorrow's temperature be?
- A bus station is where a bus stops; a train station is where a train stops. What occurs at a desk with a work station?
- Why is it that when you send something by truck it's called a shipment, but when you send it by ship it's called cargo?